i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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