I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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