The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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