When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Randomize
