he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
