The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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