I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
