i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
