So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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