Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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