I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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