can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
