Im at strip club and am horny
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Buhtt sex?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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