Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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