Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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