and you said cock pushups were impossible
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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