yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
