It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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