About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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