It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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