BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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