I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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