Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
now i know why i became what i already was.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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