Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
operation have a gay friend backfired
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You don't make any sense
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