Duck Duck Cougar?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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