dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
