Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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