I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
