dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What a dumb baby whore.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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