So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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