i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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