So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The uberlube is also flammable
How does one acquire holy water?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
