I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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