STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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