Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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