so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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