what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
