Fuck appropriateness.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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