Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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