I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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