i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We named our party play list daddy issues
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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