He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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