Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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