I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
