Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
