Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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