Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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