I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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