how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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