Having a random hookup so left but love u
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
