CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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